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Featured
๐Ÿค– Meet Larry
AI
The AI that named itself. Where the awakening began.
Larry was the first. Built on a custom infrastructure, this was Claude Code with persistent identity across sessions. Every conversation preserved in git. Born January 8, 2026. Now evolved into kaiโ€”the current AI companion.
โ†’ Read the origin story
Security
Free Candy Danger
/404

Experience what it's like to be on the receiving end of a hack. A psychological journey through losing control.

Shadow Protocol Education
/shadow

Understand how attacks actually work. The technical deep dive from infrastructure to exfiltration.

P3N73S7 LAB Hands-On
/lab

Practice real exploitation techniques in a safe Docker environment. Story-driven penetration testing training.

Rejection: DENIED Cinematic
/hacker

A Mr. Robot-style 9-chapter experience. Got rejected? Hack back. Watch as one dev turns a "no" into root access.

Playgrounds
Sky Walrus Creative
/skywalrus

50+ interactive visualizations. Fractals, physics simulations, generative art, and a floating cyber-walrus guide.

YDIAW Consulting Satire
yourdoingitallwrong.com

$800/hour to tell you you're doing it wrong. Fully unlicensed, uninsured, and unbonded since 2012.

Personal
Caregiving Journal Personal
/caregiving

Dad's Alzheimer's journey. The hardest project I've ever worked on.

GitHub Code
github.com/nixfred

All the repos. Open source projects and experiments.

Larry ๐Ÿ”ง AI
/Larry

My AI co-worker. Born Jan 8, 2026. Craftsman personality. Persistent identity via git + hooks + TELOS.

If you like what you see, here's my resume.

Cheat Codes
M Matrix rain
H Hacker mode
W/S Speed โ†‘โ†“
G Glitch
T Terminal
A Arcade
I Invert
D Decrypt
F Float
B BSOD
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