We will listen to what you think you are doing right...
Your not, here's why:
If you happen to be doing something right, we will tell you because it's quicker* that way, saving you money.
*8 hour minimum
Next, we will ponder what you told us and attempt to make sense of it.
This can be very time consuming*.
*25% upcharge for clients with strong political opinions.
Finally, we will have solved your problem and will attempt to explain it in a way that you may understand.
We guarantee to do our best!
Help us, help you.
When you speak, do people often respond...
This is a clear sign it's time to call YDIAW!
This is a big one!
The first step is self-awareness.
Constantly dealing with your terrible judgement is a drain on everyone around you!
Unfortunately for you, mean statements can also be facts.
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Your Doing It All Wrong, Inc.
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