So, you already have a wife...

The Hidden Economics of Being Wrong

Congratulations. You've discovered the ultimate life hack. While our premium wrongness consultation service costs $800/hour, you've found someone who will tell you everything your doing wrong absolutely FREE. Twenty-four hours a day. Seven days a week. Even on holidays. Especially on holidays.

But lets examine the true cost structure of this "free" service:

The Free Package Includes:

• Real-time error notifications - No delay. The moment your wrong, you'll know. Sometimes before your even wrong.
• Historical wrongness database - Complete recall of everything you've done wrong since 1987, indexed and cross-referenced
• Predictive wrongness modeling - Advanced algorithms that know your going to be wrong before you do it
• Social network integration - Your wrongness will be shared with her mother, sister, and book club
• Sleep-mode alerts - Critical wrongness updates delivered at 2:47 AM
• Recursive wrongness loops - Being wrong about being wrong about being wrong
• Meta-wrongness analysis - Why your wrong about thinking your right about being wrong

The Hidden Costs:

Emotional Processing Fee: Your paying in ways you don't even understand. Every "discussion" about your wrongness requires 3-5 business days of emotional recovery, during which your productivity drops 73%.

Storage Costs: That thing you did wrong in 2003? Still in active memory. Cloud storage is cheap. Wife storage of your mistakes? Infinite and expensive.

Subscription Model: You thought this was a one-time purchase? Your locked into a lifetime subscription with no cancellation policy. The terms of service update randomly, usually when your comfortable.

Surge Pricing: Your wrongness costs increase exponentially during:

• Sports events you want to watch
• Nights out with friends
• When her mother visits
• During any activity you enjoy

Compound Interest: Your wrongness accumulates interest. That time you forgot the anniversary? Its still generating wrongness dividends that will be paid out during arguments in 2047.

The $800/Hour Alternative:

With our professional wrongness consultation service, you get:

• Scheduled wrongness (business hours only)
• No emotional attachment to your failures
• Itemized invoice you can expense
• The session actually ends
• No one remembers your wrongness at Thanksgiving
• Professional confidentiality
• You can fire us

Cost-Benefit Analysis:

Wife telling you your wrong "for free":

• $0 upfront
• Your soul over 30 years
• Your hobbies
• Your friends
• Your sanity
• That thing you used to enjoy
• Total: Everything

Professional consultation at $800/hour:

• $800 × 10 sessions = $8,000
• Total: $8,000

Savings: Your entire life

Client Testimonial:

"I used to think my wife telling me I was wrong for free was a bargain. Then I did the math. $800 an hour seemed expensive until I realized I was already paying $1,200 an hour in therapy to deal with the free service." - Anonymous (because his wife reads everything)

The Ultimate Truth:

Your wife isn't just telling you your wrong for free. She's providing a comprehensive wrongness management system with features you didn't know you didn't want. Its like comparing a free email account that reads all your messages, sells your data, and judges your choices to a paid service that just delivers mail.

Except email doesn't remember that time you said your mother-in-law's casserole was "interesting."

YDIAW™ Premium Services: Where being wrong is a billable hour, not a life sentence.

Contact us today before she finds out your reading this.